Analysis Services 2008 Performance Counters showing zero
I had an issue recently with my SSAS 2008 performance counters - they were all showing up as 0. I could see them listed in Performance Monitor, but none of them worked. The counters for my SSAS 2005 instance worked fine, but the 2008 ones did not.
I had observed this behaviour on my old Vista x86 machine and now it was happening on a fresh install of Windows 7 x64.