VAR: The best thing to happen to DAX since CALCULATE()
I used to use the bad joke, “CALCULATE is the Ummmm of DAX” – like, when you want to start talking/writing out a DAX expression before you really know the answer, you just start typing CALCULATE slowly cuz you know it’s coming – it always does!
But now, I’m not so sure. Maybe I need a new joke that includes VAR. Maybe something with “Dude, Where’s My VAR?” or “Two priests walk into a VAR” ? Varship Troopers. Something VAR VAR Binks? “Ooh mooey mooey I love you!” VAR WARS! Wait, I think I might have forgot my ADHD meds, where was I?